The BACH Parties-The Loaded

So after a day of Belly Dancing, Gifts, Golfing and other Dancing involving laps of some sort, April, myself and our respective sexes headed to do what you do at Bachelor/ette Parties...Get lit, get crazy and get in trouble, just kidding if you're reading this April.

Garth's group was on a party bus. We loaded it up with a ton of beer and a lot of liquor. The bus driver gave us three rules and three rules only.

Rule #1: No fighting on the Bus.
Rule #2: No puking on the Bus.
Rule #3: No smoking on the Bus.

We ended up breaking them all.














Girls, Girls, Girls

Yeah, its wrestling time.

This was not the first time I would try and wrestle Chris.

Rule # 1 broken

Awwww...how cute are these two, and pirates to boot.

I'm still wrestling with Chris!

Who is that guy!?!?! Yeah THAT guy!

I had to give in finally. He's lucky I let him win.

The Last time they saw that purse with money in it.

No I didn't just puke. Rule # 2 Broken.

Dancing girls are awesome, just don't expect
anything but an empty wallet if you hit on them.

That is not my lap she is on. You are seeing things.
Laaaapppp Dannnccceeee

Crazy girls, and crazier guys. These guys bought
all the girls shots.

I ran in to My first of 17,000 bachelorettes

that night.

Sisters

Number 2, they don't even know that's a

puke ring around my neck.

Oh,booyashaka, Heather Sammich. Bite his neck!














Arrrgggghhhh unsuspecting women with puke boy.

Hey Oh... Rory look away.

Last Pic that I remember, wonder if they smell anything?

Last Pic that April had, of course its her getting groped
by some weird guys.

Anyhow, the night rolled on and we both returned to our respective caves, me to Farmington, April to Royal Oak.

For some odd reason I had to see April. Chris had two guys on Guard Duty. They gave me a window of 2 minutes and I took it. I snatched up my Mom's Keys (Little Bro drove it down for the weekend) and took off to Royal Oak. It was by far one of the dumbest things I ever did. Parthiv and Ben, you should have tied me up.

Again, thanks to everyone who made that night an awesome time for me and April.

If you haven't noticed a trend with a lot of these pictures they depict young people binge drinking and ruining their lives...or you could depict these as young adults having the best time of their life which is only "INTESIFIED" by the incorporation of a social lubricant.

The following pictures document the time that Brad, Aaron, Matt, Joe (my younger brother), my dad and I journeyed to the land of the Great White North...CANADA!!!!!

We hopped on a plane to Alberta, Canada, namely Banff. This place was awesome except for the extreme cold.

Aaron is pointing to the ridiculous cold that we endured when we were snowboarding, -15 celsius (whis is 5 degrees Farenheit) this is midday to, it got even colder in the night.


Brad decided to ambush my ass when I had my feet strapped in, I took it like a man though.


Here we are on our way out to the local watering holes for the night. My younger brother is on the right and he is only 17 at the time. The legal drinking age in the providence of Alberta is 18 (1 yr younger than the rest of Canada). I gave him my birth certificate to try and get him in the bar. The first place we went to the bouncer checked his certificate and this is how it went.

Bouncer: Do you have anything else, I can't accept this?
Joe: No that's all I have man.
Bouncer: I don't know if I can let you in, I usually need a picture ID or something...are you gonna drink alot?
Joe: Yes.
Bouncer: Allright...head on in.

Us celebrating our victory over the man. Check out how Mutha F-ing hardcore they look.

So we set out on a mission to take as many pictures with random girls, we tried to make sure they were hot at first but then the social lubrication dropped our standards a little.

The Asian chick on the right was UNBELIEVABLY smoking. Plus you could see through her frinds shirt. I know we are yet simple men.

Here is Matt and Aaron posing with some random girl. If you look closely at the door you will notice that it appears to be wet. This is because Aaron got lazy and didn't get out of the car to puke.

Rewind 3 hours to the first bar. These girls were twins, and we thought they were the hottest girls there, but as you can see, they are not. But their twins!!!

The girl on the left has been blurred out for your protection. Because she's F-ing ugly. The other two, farily smoking with a side of cowboy hat.

Coming next: St Pattys Day 2002