The BACH Parties-The Loaded

So after a day of Belly Dancing, Gifts, Golfing and other Dancing involving laps of some sort, April, myself and our respective sexes headed to do what you do at Bachelor/ette Parties...Get lit, get crazy and get in trouble, just kidding if you're reading this April.

Garth's group was on a party bus. We loaded it up with a ton of beer and a lot of liquor. The bus driver gave us three rules and three rules only.

Rule #1: No fighting on the Bus.
Rule #2: No puking on the Bus.
Rule #3: No smoking on the Bus.

We ended up breaking them all.














Girls, Girls, Girls

Yeah, its wrestling time.

This was not the first time I would try and wrestle Chris.

Rule # 1 broken

Awwww...how cute are these two, and pirates to boot.

I'm still wrestling with Chris!

Who is that guy!?!?! Yeah THAT guy!

I had to give in finally. He's lucky I let him win.

The Last time they saw that purse with money in it.

No I didn't just puke. Rule # 2 Broken.

Dancing girls are awesome, just don't expect
anything but an empty wallet if you hit on them.

That is not my lap she is on. You are seeing things.
Laaaapppp Dannnccceeee

Crazy girls, and crazier guys. These guys bought
all the girls shots.

I ran in to My first of 17,000 bachelorettes

that night.

Sisters

Number 2, they don't even know that's a

puke ring around my neck.

Oh,booyashaka, Heather Sammich. Bite his neck!














Arrrgggghhhh unsuspecting women with puke boy.

Hey Oh... Rory look away.

Last Pic that I remember, wonder if they smell anything?

Last Pic that April had, of course its her getting groped
by some weird guys.

Anyhow, the night rolled on and we both returned to our respective caves, me to Farmington, April to Royal Oak.

For some odd reason I had to see April. Chris had two guys on Guard Duty. They gave me a window of 2 minutes and I took it. I snatched up my Mom's Keys (Little Bro drove it down for the weekend) and took off to Royal Oak. It was by far one of the dumbest things I ever did. Parthiv and Ben, you should have tied me up.

Again, thanks to everyone who made that night an awesome time for me and April.