4/30/2006

Karaoke...Japanese for F***ING GOOD TIME!!!

So there I was...(insert old west theme song)...at the old wagon wheel...I had a few of my partners at my back, a mic in my hand and my best girl by my side. It was Banaza and shit!!! Well I had some lady with a wicked face at my side yelling at me not to bang on my mic but that part is irrelevant. It was Friday night Karaoke at the Wagon Wheel in Northville. We packed up our bags and yet again, let me reiterate, yet again wish Victor farewell. This kid has more farewell parties than Jay-Z and P-did..Puff..Sean Co...that rapper who knew a lot about something to do with Ben Franklin, put together. And WE'RE supposed to buy him beer. Anyway we rolled in and tried to take the place to the bank but were stopped by Lisa Lisa at the bar because apperently there are other people who like to drink as well.
So we did what we do best and thats drink and pretend we can sing and dance. See for yourself.

Aaron hanging at the sweet condo above Jenga.















Brad was thinking that it is a lame idea to go to Northville. We should just stick around and give Jenga a run for her money.














Fast forward to the Wagon Wheel. April had just finished with a "Shoe Party" so she was in high spirits. Aaron had just finished with a rock out session on the drive over. Band: Pearl Jam Album: Brand New Intensity: 15 (out of 5)














April felt that I had spent too much time behind the camera and thought she should document for a bit.














Ehren and Garth rokking to Road house blues.














Ehren thought that sexiness was in order and Garth felt ROKK intensity was called for...April went for happy drunk super go go fun time.














Ron was not phased by the ROKK intesity.














Masimoto (left) neede support for Paradise City.














Victor and Co (forgot the name) give the performance 1 thumb up, which is biased because he was part of the troupe.














Don't worry, the lip marks aren't from Matt "huge F-ing Cigar" Guy. Their from a different guy who looks like April.














Jim decides that he is too sexy for this pose.














April on the other hand is not too sexy for this pose. Aaron decides to point his head slightly to the right but misses big time.














The no named girl is deciding wheter or not Masimoto is sexy enough to make out with. Turns out that his is too sexy for it and the make out session doesn't happen but a Taco bell Session is in his cards.














Ron, Victor and I have too much fun posing.














But apparently Mosimoto's fun could not be stopped. This is his samurai pose.














Now he's just being silly.














Katie just ate my nose, which april is all grossed out over.














This guy used to be a wrestler but now he pretends to take pictures with his magic hand camera's (too many suplex's to the head). Did I mention that April loves ear wax.














Katie is happy, Allison is appalled but they are both deciding whether or not they will be the only two girls at their place after the bar closes and they will have a bunch of guys over fighting whethet it is more important to try and sleep with them or go and get Taco Bell. A glass will be broken and food will be consumed. That's my call at least.
















I had to slip this post in here. I am on http://www.fark.com/ while I'm posting this. Fun to follow:
LA's first Latino mayor in forever will skip out on immigration rallies on Monday. Will concern himself with more important things like LA pretending to be interested in receiving an NFL franchise.
http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?IDLink=2040581&location=http%3A%2F%2Ftoday.reuters.com%2Fnews%2Farticlenews.aspx%3Ftype%3DdomesticNews%26storyid%3D2006-04-29T120337Z_01_N28405852_RTRUKOC_0_US-USA-IMMIGRATION-LOS-ANGELES.xml%26rpc%3D22

This is the second time Allison's boobs have been grabbed and Katie had been in the picture. Coincidence? I think not, plus Katie can't get the guilty look off her face.














Sweet sweet drunk girls. The Best.














Parthiv throws down some morphing for his Indian homies.














The man: Garth
The song: Heartbreak Hotel
The Attitude: See the next pic below














The Old guy grabbed this chick and said I can dance like Elvis wanna come home with me?














I couldn't be shown up by a girl so I grabbed my second (or third) girlfriend for the night. A fun guy needs an old woman to make him feel good. She did have gentle hands, I mean she was the karaoke pit boss and when working with laser discs you must have kid gloves.














Good Night Detroit (or Northville whatever)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/28/2006

From the Peanut Gallery

I know not a whole lot of people read this but please feel free to leave some comments. I will be taking a poll. I have some pictures that may be considered scandalous and want to know if they should be up on this site? Let me know...

4/24/2006

Vive Brazil!!!

So I said that you would get a post from the past but I received this picture from a friend of mine. It is from New Years Morning. If you had to have a pair of power underwear, these would be mine. I love the Brazil...





















Even in my sleep I make sure to give the sexy pose.
Maybe it's too sexxy?

4/23/2006

Farewell to the Victor

A friend of ours,Victor, decided that he was moving to South Carolina at the end of May. BUT...since we had quite a heavy rain his basement flooded. Not a big deal unless your room is in the basement. His landlord let him out of his contract because of this fact.
Now your probably wondering why I'm writing about this. A few of us decided to throw Victor a surprise going away party. This was scheduled for the second week in May. Victor is leaving next weekend. This put us in a little predicament, we had to throw an emergency going away party.
This shindig ended up having 11 attendees rather than the 30 that we had planned for, so my wife and I raided the local Sam's club picked up the mexican beer party pack, some chips and headed for JENGA (my basement bar)!!!














Isn't the color lovely. I picked out the color on the walls.















We're playing ladmines which is a quarter spinning and beer drinking game. Here I am blessing my quarter before I spin.















As you can tell by her face, April is conentrating for some hardcore spinning action. No tires for this spinner! 22-inch rim NO TIRE!!! I get you good deal.















Victor and Lavania deciding which is better margarine or butter?















Group shot of our awesome going away party. About 12 people attended but there were never more than 8 people in the house at a time.















Check out these hotties. This posing is called morphing as you can tell by our pimp ass faces.















Lavania couldn't really get the hang of it so she added another bit to morphing, crazy hands!















The guy on the right was from England (or just had an accent) the girl on the left was his lady friend. I didn't know it at the time but she kicked my dog. She had on open toe shoes and my dog, who has an active tounge, wanted to say hello. So she kicked my dog and said, "get away". You have to say that with a Fran Dreshcer annoying shrill.















April and Heather(her sister couldn't tell by the red hair could you) posing what they would have done if she stuck around. They saw it happen but didn't know if they should say something.















Allright. So were over that episode. Time for the party hat to make an appearance. April holds on for dear life because once you go viking...you f-ing decide that pillaging is your life-blood.















Katie (left) and Allsion(right) showed up to our rocking party (yes their shirts are the same color) and joined april in...














Yet more morphing, it was the trend for the night.















As you can tell by the inverted horns on the party hat. Parthiv is about to you an extreme time and by extreme I mean, He is ready to ROKK!!















Victor and I decided that we would have a going away party wishbone contest with the late comer Allison. Her legs were stronger than we expected, even for a couple of viking badasses.















Yet another group shot.














April being a spotlight hog, decided that she should be the focal point of this picture. Victor figures to rock out in the background because that is what you do when someone hogs the lime-light.















Beer+video 80's Power Hour+Viking Mentalty=Satan in you!!!














Girls doing some chest grabbing which is a derivative of video 80's Power Hour and Viking presence.















Guys doing some "not homo" chest action as well. See statement of Viking Prescence.















April was not impressed with our show of masculinity.















As the night wound down and testoerone wound up the shirts continued to come off (only on the guys though bummer...), we decided that it was time to set sail and end the night on a low note rather than defile ourselves any more.
















I don't know if April is as keen to this whole internet diary thing as I am. The time 2:30 a.m. My attitude "Bring it on!!!!" Her attitude, "It has been broughten. Now get that camera out of my face and go to bed."

Coming up Next: Freshman year college.

4/21/2006

Approval of Me

Well...somebody got a little put out that after 3 posts there were no metion of her nor were there any pics of her on my blog. This person would be my wife. Her name is April and she just turned 25. She's a red head and likes Tennis, Skiing and Soccer. I'll fill you in more as I post pictures from my past but here is a little taste of the times that I have spent with her.
















This was taken on the third Bar Crawl that her Sister and I organized. It was titled,
"Drunkscapades". It was a great time with 80 people on two tour buses.
















This is us on our Wedding day, July 16th 2005. Check those ups! You can't tell it but we were at a dead out sprint. The photographer wanted something fun so I said to her, "You ready?" and she was, "Ready for wha..." and we took off.
She is running in heels and a dress, she is quite the rock star herself.
















Unbeknownest to her this is me the morning of the wedding. My buddies and I were running around the town of Petoskey, MI in our boxers after swimming in Lake Michigan. I guess I started on the floor and ended up here by morning.

















These pictures are us on our honeymoon in the British Virgin Islands.
http://www.britishvirginislands.com/

We chartered a 42 foot catamaran and island hopped in the caribbean. We did it by ourselves through this company.
http://www.moorings.com/















Here we are on White beach on the island of Jost Van Dyke (prounounced Youst).
Doesn't she look cute in her Teeeeny Bikini with drink in hand.


Coming up next...The early years (high school and Freshman Year of College)