Times to the power of 2

This is a strange and interesting place. Just the view from my hotel.




Brett and I went for a walk trying to get our hair cut, but no one knew where a barber shop was located let alone know that they would be closed on a Sunday afternoon.




There is so much happening in a condensed space. Waiting in line to get discount tickets, waiting in line to get into the late show. Waiting in line to eat at carnegie deli.




Brett and I ate at the Carnegie deli. Even though it's $13 a sandwhich, totally worth it. This was on our dime and not the boss's Plus you get to know your neighbors. Mitch Hedberg was right, I would like a loaf of bread and some other people.




They also wear pants in NYC.




On the search for a barber we passed the late show.




Lights and more lights.




I don't know if this is really "the best musical"...




I would put this one up for the best musical with Cauliflower ears.




Like a boss!




This place is pretty sweet.




Times Square had these tables and chairs for couples to get romantic.  Brett opted for the glove!




My serious pose...how much money does it cost to light this place up?!?




Art? 




I may or may not have control of my phone at this point.  Either way don't judge me.




Bye-bye booty.  Do some squats!



This was the new American Eagle store that was moving into Times Square. 




Good Night tourists, said the other tourist.




Once we got back to our hotel, there was our chariot waiting for us.  I should have told them they were a night early.



-Remix the remix

Mobile and agile

Getting this baby back up and running we'll see how it works going mobile.
Here's a couple pics from the weekend. Purdue vs. U of M football, Bram and me out parking cars.





Hanging out picking up chicks and crushing redbulls.





Using the boy to his fullest potential.





Chicks man

Have a good one and look for more updates from the road.

-remix the remix

If you haven't noticed a trend with a lot of these pictures they depict young people binge drinking and ruining their lives...or you could depict these as young adults having the best time of their life which is only "INTESIFIED" by the incorporation of a social lubricant.

The following pictures document the time that Brad, Aaron, Matt, Joe (my younger brother), my dad and I journeyed to the land of the Great White North...CANADA!!!!!

We hopped on a plane to Alberta, Canada, namely Banff. This place was awesome except for the extreme cold.

Aaron is pointing to the ridiculous cold that we endured when we were snowboarding, -15 celsius (whis is 5 degrees Farenheit) this is midday to, it got even colder in the night.


Brad decided to ambush my ass when I had my feet strapped in, I took it like a man though.


Here we are on our way out to the local watering holes for the night. My younger brother is on the right and he is only 17 at the time. The legal drinking age in the providence of Alberta is 18 (1 yr younger than the rest of Canada). I gave him my birth certificate to try and get him in the bar. The first place we went to the bouncer checked his certificate and this is how it went.

Bouncer: Do you have anything else, I can't accept this?
Joe: No that's all I have man.
Bouncer: I don't know if I can let you in, I usually need a picture ID or something...are you gonna drink alot?
Joe: Yes.
Bouncer: Allright...head on in.

Us celebrating our victory over the man. Check out how Mutha F-ing hardcore they look.

So we set out on a mission to take as many pictures with random girls, we tried to make sure they were hot at first but then the social lubrication dropped our standards a little.

The Asian chick on the right was UNBELIEVABLY smoking. Plus you could see through her frinds shirt. I know we are yet simple men.

Here is Matt and Aaron posing with some random girl. If you look closely at the door you will notice that it appears to be wet. This is because Aaron got lazy and didn't get out of the car to puke.

Rewind 3 hours to the first bar. These girls were twins, and we thought they were the hottest girls there, but as you can see, they are not. But their twins!!!

The girl on the left has been blurred out for your protection. Because she's F-ing ugly. The other two, farily smoking with a side of cowboy hat.

Coming next: St Pattys Day 2002

Blast from the past

So I told you I would bring you some junk from the past. Let me catch you up to speed then.
As I said before I went to and graduated from Michigan State University. I shared my time there with quite a few people. These were the guys that I spent most of my time with:
Aaron, my roommate freshman year. We went in blind (no preference on who we got) and wound up living together Freshman, Junior and Senior Year (junior year part two for me).
Sam, My neighbor down the hall who I also lived with Jr. and Sr. year. He was a manager for the MSU Men's Basketball Team. Who brought over a couple of those guys which I caught in bed with some girl, but it was my bed.
Matt, who I lived with Senior year and now lives in Marion, Arkansas across the border from Memphis. Whom I just visited recently (pics to be posted soon).
Keith, who came as a packaged deal with Matt and loved country music, two tracking and UHF.
and
Brad, who we never lived with me but was around a lot of the time. He was a motorcycle/car/snowboarding nut.

The places that I worked during college were:
Shaw Hall Cafeteria
Holden Hall Cafeteria
Good Times Pizza
Cold Stone Creamery
B.D's Mongolian BBQ

My main places of residence at MSU:
Shaw Hall
Haslett Arms
&
506 Charles street owned by Don Behm resided in by the above named with the usual visitation by Brad. Below is a moderate documentation of our times at 506 Chuck.

This is our Kitchen penninsula over looking our romantic fireplace. These girls were a staple the second half of Junior year. (L to R Erin, ???, Melissa, Garth, Katie, Aaron, Kathleen and Ashley)














This is my ex-girlfriends brother Adam. We were actually twins seperated by race and at birth. As we were being attacked by these women Aaron decided to see if anyone neede to wash their clothes (upper right hand corner).














A usual night at 506 Charles. We usually had a good turn out of slues and Gibronies.












Here is Matt with a random girl. She was cute though.














A typical game of how big is it, Ailsa and I knew that this kid was lying...it's way smaller.














The neighbors kids woke up the next morning to a passed out bum...nah it was just your friendly neighborhood drunk college student that gave an answer to, "You bet I won't do what..."













Next up we have "J-tear" If you ever see this kid punch him in the face. He owes Sam and I $400. He ditched out on paying us 2 months rent after subletting from us for a summer. Then Sam ran into him at the bar and tried to bum money for a drink off of Sam. His distinguishing traits ar: Red hair, Detroit Tatoo on left arm and he wreaks of cheap, trash and utter suckage. Punch him in the face next time you see him and tell him its from Garth.



















Probably the best drunk picture ever. This is our neighbors swing and I can't remeber what's going on but they are probably arguing about whether the two line rule in Hockey is legit or not.














Sam just raked it in with the ladies (don't worry Alma this was before you).












Brad (center throwing the westside shocker) and his clan (Ryan with his toungue out). The girl was a roommate of my wife in college. Her name was Hillary.












Maybe I should have just called this post the Aaron and Sam post. This is us on our way to Rokk out at a beach party. We are F-ing Hard Asses, aren't we? YES WE ARE!!!













This is the same three guys at Sam's Cousins house in Cleveland. The house was sweet and so was their Bull Mastiff.














Coming up next: Part Two of the College years