It's been awhile.

I finally bucked up and paid for internet at my house. I am now cruising at 6.8 mbps. That is pretty darn good *fapping* if you know what I mean...(insert inneund0).
I was going to put up pictures from the Summer of 2002 but then I realized I don't have many, so here is what happend.

April's Sister (Heather Good) married Rory Pawl, so that makes them Mr. and Mrs. Pawl. They don't get into the fishing business too much. April was the Maid of Honor and I got drunk.

The dining area was seperated from the dancing area and when I got done with the band (=listening) I went back and started tickling the Ivories for my own amusement. I then decided to bust out "Hoochie Coochie Man" (=attempted) which was a hit for the 3 other people in the dining area. Then we went to bed. That's my version and I'm sticking to it. Here is the one picture that I have access to right now.

LATER THAT SUMMER...I attended my friend Chris' wedding party mixer it was quite fun. The location was north of G.R. on the Chippewa River I think. The short story is...We decided to put the two largest guys in the same canoe. At one point they lost it under a stump. The longer version included an Arabic guy who was 25 and deathly afraid of water. The even longer version is that Chris, Donald and I got into a wrestling match in a mud hole. The even longer version is that April's Left nipple kept popping out of her bikini top and she didn't even know it (sorry no pics of that).
Here go the pics.


On the way to the canoe drop site. There 64 beers in that red cooler, his name is Jason.


Jason and Nick flipped in the canoe. This would be flip number 1 0f 5.


All the Ladies. (L to R, Dont know, Leslie, Angie, Dont know and April)


Group Shot. The guy on the far right was the one afraid of the water.


Donald straight pimping in a mud hole (=>see calves).

Blast from the past cont'd

So did I mention that I like to travel? These pictures document a little of our (Aaron and mine) trip out to Steamboat Springs Colorado. This place is sweet. We took a Greyhound bus (1 of 7) out to Colorado. It took 27 hours. Aaron and I decided that we were going to drink heavy in the beginning so we would pass out. That plan worked great for the first 3 hours, that's when the people on the bus decided to pass out the "FREE" liquour and beer. Let me paint a picture for you:

Aaron: Dude what are you going to drink?
Garth: I have gin and tonic, man Gilbey's is the shit!
A: I have vodka and lemonade. This is a great idea! (insert holler)
G: [To the bus] Come on guys lets parrrrtaaaayyy.
BUS: shut up!!!
A: Come on don't be such pussies.
G: Yeah were hardcore are you hardcore?
BUS: SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
{time lapse 3 hours and 1/2 fifth each}
A: I think that did the job I am going to pass the fuck out!
G: Yeah me too, see you in Nebraska.
BUS: Whoooooooo pass me a beer bitch. Chug that shit.
A & G: FUCK!

When we arrived in Steamboat it was awesome. They had a few events lined up for us. Keg tosses. Bar crawls. Hot body contests (more stories about that below). Chicks in bikinis (which we saw very few of.

This is Aaron, myself and a couple other people after the "Hot Body" contest. I am not wearing a shirt because I ripped it off during the competition. Yeah boy, I competed in that shit. Aaron is not wearing a shirt because, yet again people had to wash their clothes in the middle of the night and there is nowhere else to do it. We're on a fricking mountain for christ's sake.


This is from our last night in Steamboat. We had just finished our Irish Car Bombs (Jaemson dropped in Guiness). If you can't tell by his face the Asian guy is "WASTED"!!!!! The place we went to was sweet. You grilled your own steak and shrimp. So if the cook sucked that night it was you. I tried to return mine because it was overcooked, "I said medium dammit!"


This is me pre hot body contest. The girl on the right of the pic is Kristy, she took second place in the women's division. The girl on the left seemed pretty ditzy but I'm sure she was a great person.


He's a model american citizen. With his can of beer, blonde lady and american flag. That shit brings a tear to my eye.


Here is Kristy trying to dominate my leg, or maybe just looking for a nice place to sit? The guy on the left of the pic competed in the Hot Body contest with me. See the hat on Kristy, that's her prize for coming in second place. Ask me if I won anything.


I won a free trip back to Steamboat Springs (lodging and lift tickets)! How did he do that you ask? I took the place by storm. I have to find the pics but to set the stage...YOU DON'T GET FAMOUS DOING PUSSY SHIT! You might want to write that down, its a good nugget of knowledge.

Next: Debauchery and Fun (trips and crawls)