so I said...

Soooooo I said that i would take you back in the day and introduce you to the orignal G. That was a fib to catch your attention.

<<<dmo: The Playstion 3 is the shiznit!!!

EHREN: whatever

Acmoody: The PS3 Costs $750>>!>!>>!>>!>!>!

teh OTIS: I like boobs

DMO: I'd still hit it like the chicken with the egg. You know who came first...

Then after my cubic carpet covered utopia I came home to a mile run with my dog of a dog and then showered by my self....interesting until this happened.

That is called a moderate time. (R to L Neil, Mike, Otis) we do we do big.

So, creative is a reconciled difference between those who have it and those who don't. That's why i have a blog...I don't: BUT I HAVE A CAMERA AND TEH INTRENET!!!!

And i have the ability to make people do this!!!

We played some darts and we drank some beers. A normal Wednesday night without the wives.
I acutally hit on some ladies, which is a big surprise because I normally ask the slues for the time of day and leave the ladies to the real people with prowess, and was shot down worse than a dying pig at a slaughter (oh is it too soon?)

STEVE, the guy on the left won both games, 301 down and 501 down (which are dart games for the layman). Neil and I had a good run at it but in the end couldn't seal the deal or hit the board.
















Don't know if you've ever heard of cougar hunting but we had a stab at it that night.

This Chica pictured below was younger than I am (so she would be a puma; which is under 40).

Now that you have a gauge, I am 25 years old. She was 23 1/2, but my guess was 47.
You be the judge.

Just Joking Playa...such a tacky saying but oh well, she had the huge gunzz which nobody got a good shot at, here's the best attempt we had

















We (and by we I mean Neil, Me and Mike {who was visiting from Chicago) gave it the O'le "I'd give her the shocker if she would show me some clevage cleavage and never ask me to consumate a marriage with her" salute.















Mike was cool and fun but Annnnnndreahhhh wouldn't commit to any sort of picture. Plus she was ugly on the inside.
















Look at that lean I have to give her, I'm leaning more than Nicole Richie in a FAT JOE Gang Bang. Crak Crak Crak!!!!!!!

So I started to finished the night off with Mike and sommmmmmme Morphing...

BUT then decided that a low note is better than no note and exited the bar to start some Mutha Fing Hardcore Sonicare

Life is good. See you on the Email side

a little about my self

I was born in the city of Lansing, MI at Sparrow Hospital, the year was August of 1980. I then continued on a path towards world domination, womanization and humility paired with a lust for swedish fish and orange bikinis.

Nahhh...the first part is true and the part about orange bikinis.

My Dad graduated from Michigan State University with his degree in Veterinarian Medicine.

My brother Joseph was born 4 years later in August of 1984. This was also the year that my father graduated from Vet School.

In 1985, he then moved our family to the small town of Atlanta Michigan, where my dad bought into his own vet practice and my brother and I attended School. I had two very good friends, Chris and Donald (more to come on these guys) in Atlanta. Chris was Donald's Cousin and we all lived near each other, which made games between us fun;

Basketball: Chris & Donald vs. Garth
Baseball: Chris & Donald vs. Garth
Building Forts to read Chris's Dad's cleverly hidden Playboys from 1970: Awesome!!!

It wasn't all bad.

In 1996 my parents seperated.
I didn't really know how to deal with this event?!?
The kids are always the last ones to know. This makes for a very interesting growing experience seeing as the town is extremly small.

In 1998 I graduated (made much more exciting by having seperated parents, they didn't get divorced for about 5 years) 6th (out of 30) in my class and was accepted into Michigan State University and never looked back. I came home the first summer to work but every summer after that I found reason after reason not to leave East Lansing.

There I met quite a few individuals who had an affect on my life. This blog is the story of the incidents and activities that led to present day and beyond.

I hope you enjoy, at my expense and others, the pictures and stories that will soon follow.

In the words of "black" Greg..."Man, a 20 piece chicken nugget would be the shit right now."

In Da Beginning

My own place on the Web. I look forward to entertaining and enlightening those out there who are able to be...



Here's a recent pic of my boys and I.

I'm the one in the white shirt. More to come...